Season 1
Episode
1
- PilotEpisode
2
- Big Flappy BastardsEpisode
3
- Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of HellEpisode
4
- If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a NapEpisode
5
- The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a HumpEpisode
6
- Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?Episode
7
- If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually FakeEpisode
8
- Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-fulEpisode
9
- Phase One, CompleteEpisode
10
- Merry ThanksgivingEpisode
11
- Alan Harper, Frontier ChiropractorEpisode
12
- Camel Filters + PheromonesEpisode
13
- Sara Like Puny AlanEpisode
14
- I Can't Afford HyenasEpisode
15
- Round One to the Hot Crazy ChickEpisode
16
- That Was Saliva, AlanEpisode
17
- Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The HatsEpisode
18
- An Old Flame With a New WickEpisode
19
- I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember YouEpisode
20
- Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the DarkEpisode
21
- No Sniffing, No WowingEpisode
22
- My Doctor has a Cow PuppetEpisode
23
- Just Like BuffaloEpisode
24
- Can You Feel My Finger?
Season 2
Episode
1
- Back Off Mary PoppinsEpisode
2
- Enjoy Those Garlic BallsEpisode
3
- A Bag Full of JaweaEpisode
4
- Go Get Mommy's BraEpisode
5
- Bad News from the ClinicEpisode
6
- The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal VigilanceEpisode
7
- A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in FontanaEpisode
8
- Frankenstein and the Horny VillagersEpisode
9
- Yes, MonsignorEpisode
10
- The Salmon Under My SweaterEpisode
11
- Last Chance to See Those TattoosEpisode
12
- A Lungful of AlanEpisode
13
- Get Off My HairEpisode
14
- Those Big Pink Things with CoconutEpisode
15
- Smell the Umbrella StandEpisode
16
- Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?Episode
17
- Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!Episode
18
- It Was Mame, MomEpisode
19
- A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping NoiseEpisode
20
- I Always Wanted a Shaved MonkeyEpisode
21
- A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry OnEpisode
22
- That Old Hose Bag Is My MotherEpisode
23
- Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, SquabEpisode
24
- Does This Smell Funny to You?
Season 3
Episode
1
- Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic GymnastsEpisode
2
- Principal Gallagher's Lesbian LoverEpisode
3
- Carpet Burns and a Bite MarkEpisode
4
- Your Dismissive Attidude Towards BoobsEpisode
5
- We Called It Mr. PinkyEpisode
6
- Hi, Mr. Horned OneEpisode
7
- Sleep Tight, Puddin' PopEpisode
8
- That Voodoo That I Do DoEpisode
9
- Madame and Her Special friendEpisode
10
- Something Salted and TwistedEpisode
11
- Santa's Village of the DamnedEpisode
12
- That Special TugEpisode
13
- Humiliation is a Visual MediumEpisode
14
- Love Isn't Blind, It's RetardedEpisode
15
- My Tongue is MeatEpisode
16
- Ergo, The Booty CallEpisode
17
- The Unfortunate Little SchnauserEpisode
18
- The Spit-Covered CobblerEpisode
19
- Golly Moses, She's A MuffinEpisode
20
- Always a Bridesmaid, Never a BurroEpisode
21
- And the Plot MoistensEpisode
22
- Just Once With Aunt SophieEpisode
23
- Arguments for the QuickieEpisode
24
- That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Season 4
Episode
1
- Working for CaligulaEpisode
2
- Who's Vod Kanockers?Episode
3
- The Sea is a Harsh MistressEpisode
4
- A Pot Smoking MonkeyEpisode
5
- A Live Woman of Proven FertilityEpisode
6
- Apologies for the FrivolityEpisode
7
- Repeated Blows to His Unformed HeadEpisode
8
- Release the DogsEpisode
9
- Corey's Been Dead For an HourEpisode
10
- Kissing Abraham LincolnEpisode
11
- Walnuts and DemerolEpisode
12
- Castrating Sheep in MontanaEpisode
13
- Don't Worry, Speed RacerEpisode
14
- That's Summer Sausage, Not SalamiEpisode
15
- My Damn StalkerEpisode
16
- Young People Have Phlegm TooEpisode
17
- I Merely Slept With a CommieEpisode
18
- It Never Rains in HootervilleEpisode
19
- Smooth as a Ken DollEpisode
20
- Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a LotEpisode
21
- Tucked, Taped and GorgeousEpisode
22
- Mr. McGlue's FeedbagEpisode
23
- Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookinEpisode
24
- Prostitutes and Gelato
Season 5
Episode
1
- Large Birds, Spiders and MomEpisode
2
- Media Room Slash DungeonEpisode
3
- Dum Diddy Dum Diddy DooEpisode
4
- City of Great RacksEpisode
5
- Putting Swim Fins on a CatEpisode
6
- Help Daddy Find His ToenailEpisode
7
- The Leather Gear is in the Guest RoomEpisode
8
- Is There a Mrs. Waffles?Episode
9
- Shoes, Hats, Pickle, Jar Lids.Episode
10
- Kinda Like NecrophiliaEpisode
11
- Meander to Your DanderEpisode
12
- A Little Clammy and None Too FreshEpisode
13
- The Soil is MoistEpisode
14
- Winky-Dink TimeEpisode
15
- Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle)Episode
16
- Look At Me, Mommy, I'm PrettyEpisode
17
- Fish in a DrawerEpisode
18
- If My Hole Could TalkEpisode
19
- Waiting for the Right Snapper
Season 6
Episode
1
- Taterhead is Our Love ChildEpisode
2
- Pie Hole, HerbEpisode
3
- Damn You, Eggs BenedictEpisode
4
- The Flavin' and the Mavin'Episode
5
- A Jock Strap in HellEpisode
6
- It's Always Nazi Week (1)Episode
7
- Best H.O. Money Can BuyEpisode
8
- Pinocchio's MouthEpisode
9
- The Mooch At The BooEpisode
10
- He Smelled the Ham, He Got ExcitedEpisode
11
- The Devil's LubeEpisode
12
- Thank God for ScoliosisEpisode
13
- I Think You Offended DonEpisode
14
- David Copperfield Slipped Me a RoofieEpisode
15
- I'd Like to Start With the CatEpisode
16
- She'll Still Be Dead At HalftimeEpisode
17
- The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?Episode
18
- My Son's Enormous HeadEpisode
19
- The Two Finger RuleEpisode
20
- Hello, I Am Alan CousteauEpisode
21
- Above Exalted CyclopsEpisode
22
- Sir Lancelot's Litter BoxEpisode
23
- Good Morning, Mrs. ButterworthEpisode
24
- Baseball with Better Steroids
Season 7
Episode
1
- 818-jklpuzoEpisode
2
- Whipped Unto the Third GenerationEpisode
3
- Mmm, Fish. Yum.Episode
4
- Laxative Tester, Horse InseminatorEpisode
5
- For the Sake of the ChildEpisode
6
- Give Me Your ThumbEpisode
7
- Untainted by FilthEpisode
8
- Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.Episode
9
- Captain Terry's Spray-On HairEpisode
10
- That's Why They Call It Ball RoomEpisode
11
- Warning, It's DirtyEpisode
12
- Fart Jokes, Pie and CelesteEpisode
13
- Yay, No Polyps!Episode
14
- Crude and Uncalled For (1)Episode
15
- Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)Episode
16
- Tinkle Like a PrincessEpisode
17
- I Found Your MoustacheEpisode
18
- Ixnay on the Oggie DayEpisode
19
- Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His GraveEpisode
20
- I Called Him MagooEpisode
21
- Gumby with a PokeyEpisode
22
- This is Not Gonna End Well
Season 8
Episode
1
- Three Girls and a Guy Named BudEpisode
2
- A Bottle of Wine and a JackhammerEpisode
3
- A Pudding-Filled CactusEpisode
4
- Hookers, Hookers, HookersEpisode
5
- The Immortal Mr. Billy JoelEpisode
6
- Twanging Your Magic ClangerEpisode
7
- The Crazy Bitch GazetteEpisode
8
- Springtime on a StickEpisode
9
- A Good Time In Central AfricaEpisode
10
- Ow, Ow, Don't StopEpisode
11
- Dead From the Waist DownEpisode
12
- Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's DeadEpisode
13
- Skunk, Dog Crap and KetchupEpisode
14
- Lookin' for Japanese SubsEpisode
15
- Three Hookers and a Philly CheesesteakEpisode
16
- That Darn Priest
Season 9
Episode
1
- Nice to Meet You, Walden SchmidtEpisode
2
- People Who Love PeepholesEpisode
3
- Big Girls Don't Throw FoodEpisode
4
- Nine Magic FingersEpisode
5
- A Giant Cat Holding ChurroEpisode
6
- The Squat and The HoverEpisode
7
- Those Fancy Japanese ToiletsEpisode
8
- Thank You For The IntercourseEpisode
9
- Frodo's HeadshotsEpisode
10
- Fishbowl Full of Glass EyesEpisode
11
- A Lovely Landing StripEpisode
12
- One False Move, Zimbabwe!Episode
13
- Slowly and in a Circular FashionEpisode
14
- A Possum on ChemoEpisode
15
- The Duchess of Dull-in-SackEpisode
16
- Sips, Sonnets and SodomyEpisode
17
- Not In My MouthEpisode
18
- The War Against GingivitisEpisode
19
- Palmdale, EchEpisode
20
- Grandma's PieEpisode
21
- Mr. Hose Says YesEpisode
22
- Why We Gave Up WomenEpisode
23
- The Straw In My Donut HoleEpisode
24
- Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Season 10
Episode
1
- I Changed My Mind About the MilkEpisode
2
- A Big Bag of DogEpisode
3
- Four Balls, Two Bats and One MittEpisode
4
- You Do Know What The Lollipop Is ForEpisode
5
- That's Not What They Call It In AmsterdamEpisode
6
- Ferrets, Attack!Episode
7
- Avoid the Chinese MustardEpisode
8
- Something My Gynecologist SaidEpisode
9
- I Scream When I PeeEpisode
10
- One Nut JohnsonEpisode
11
- Give Santa a Tail-HoleEpisode
12
- Welcome to AlancrestEpisode
13
- Grab A Feather And Get In LineEpisode
14
- Run Steven Staven! Run!Episode
15
- Paint It, Pierce It or Plug ItEpisode
16
- Advantage: Fat, Flying BabyEpisode
17
- Throgwarten Middle School MysteriesEpisode
18
- The 9:04 From PembertonEpisode
19
- Big Episode: Someone Stole a SpoonEpisode
20
- Bazinga! That's From a TV ShowEpisode
21
- Another Night With Neil DiamondEpisode
22
- My Bodacious VidaliaEpisode
23
- Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
Season 11
Episode
1
- NangnangnangnangEpisode
2
- I Think I Banged Lucille BallEpisode
3
- This Unblessed BiscuitEpisode
4
- Clank, Clank, Drunken SkankEpisode
5
- Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003Episode
6
- Justice in Star-Spangled Hot PantsEpisode
7
- Some Kind of Lesbian ZombieEpisode
8
- Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.Episode
9
- Numero Uno Accidente LawyerEpisode
10
- On vodka, on soda, on blender, on Mixer!Episode
11
- Tazed In The Lady NutsEpisode
12
- Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.Episode
13
- Bite Me, Supreme CourtEpisode
14
- Three Fingers of Creme de MentheEpisode
15
- Cab Fare and a Bottle of PenicillinEpisode
16
- How to Get Rid of Alan HarperEpisode
17
- Welcome Home, JakeEpisode
18
- West Side StoryEpisode
19
- Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor StickEpisode
20
- Lotta Delis in Little ArmeniaEpisode
21
- Dial 1-900-Mix-A-LotEpisode
22
- Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
Season 12
Episode
1
- The Ol' Mexican SpinachEpisode
2
- A Chic Bar in IbizaEpisode
3
- Glamping in a YurtEpisode
4
- Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-EightEpisode
5
- Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.Episode
6
- Alan Shot a Little GirlEpisode
7
- Sex with an Animated Ed AsnerEpisode
8
- Family, Bubl�, Deep-Fried TurkeyEpisode
9
- Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, LyndseyEpisode
10
- Here I Come, Pants!Episode
11
- For Whom the Booty CallsEpisode
12
- A Beer Battered Rip-OffEpisode
13
- Boompa Loved His HookersEpisode
14
- Don't Give a Monkey a GunEpisode
15
- Of Course He's Dead (1)Episode
16
- Of Course He's Dead (2)
Two and a Half Men
A hedonistic jingle writer’s free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Director: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Actors: Amber Tamblyn, Angus T. Jones, Ashton Kutcher, Charlie Sheen, Conchata Ferrell, Holland Taylor, Jon Cryer, Marin Hinkle, Melanie Lynskey
Keywords:Two and a Half Men