It�s the second morning in our Love Island mansion and Hurricane Kim has left a path of destruction in her wake. Last night the bikini model bounced into the house in a whirl of hair extensions, fake tan and excessively white teeth – the likes of which we haven�t seen since Britney�s Las Vegas residency.

Fortunately for us Kim is a flirty kind of gal, systematically going through each and every guy to decide which one will be her safest bet. It�s pretty darn easy when she has the ability to turn each of them into a blubbering pool of drool. The best Justin can come up with is �what�s your favourite colour?� (Green) and �do you remember how oranges used to make your fingers smell?� (Seriously what the hell?)